今天不用打扫 Not today.
哦 Oh.
嗨 我想你可能饿了 Hi, I thought you might be hungry.
嗯 谢谢 Mm, thanks.
- 你太客气了 - 嗯哼 - Why, thank you. - Mm-hmm.
酸奶油洋葱口味的 Sour cream and onion?
听着就恶心 Gross.
所以 So.
你老婆最近怎么样 How's the wife?
那是你母亲 而她最近状态很好 多谢关心 Your mother's doing very well, thank you.
咦 爸爸 油炸芭蕉咖喱汤 Ugh, Dad, fried plantain and curry soup
可不是女孩会喜欢的东西 呕 is not a girl's best friend, ew.
你打算在外面游荡多久 孩子 How long do you plan to keep camping out here, kid?
直到迈克尔不再做一个大混蛋 Until Michael quits being a royal a-hole.
那么我肯定 收到一大笔酒店账单 Then I'm sure racking up a big hotel bill
会对改变你丈夫的性情有极大的帮助 will do wonders for your husband's disposition.
没关系 我刷的是你的卡 It's fine, I used your card.
啥玩意 Excuse me?
你知道的 有航空里程积分的那张卡 You know, the one with all the airline mile things,
航空里程信用卡 消费可以积攒里程 长时间不用会被注销
所以在某种程度上 你该感谢我帮你用了它 so in a way, you're welcome.
这是不可以的 That's not okay.
行吧 All right.
我不可能永远在你身边给你后路可走 I'm not gonna be around forever to bail you out.
你得找到 You gotta figure out
你生活前进的方向 孩子 what you're gonna do with your life, kid.
- 我找不到工作 所以… - 完成学业 - I can't find a job, so... - Finish school.
听着 我只是 Look, I'm just
我在等消息 I'm waiting to hear
看我能不能在流浪猫收容所做志愿者 if I'm gonna volunteer at the cat shelter.
-啊 天哪 林赛 -有何不可 - Ah, Jesus, Lindsey. - What?
我可以照顾有特殊需要的大猫和幼猫 I'd get to work with special needs cats and kittens.
也许我还能免费留一两个 And maybe I'll even be able to keep one or two for free.
还免费的 好吧 来吧 For free, okay, come on.
陪你老爸走出去 他要去赶飞机 Walk your old man out, got a plane to catch.
我来了 I'm coming.
那是京都一个非常特别的学生送的礼物 That was a gift from a very special student in Kyoto.
它是地藏 妇女 儿童和旅行者的守护神 It's Jizo, protector of women, children, and travelers.
现在 习俗上来讲 你先转身 Now, traditionally, turn around,
习俗上来讲 你拿着地藏雕像 traditionally, you take Jizo statues
把他放到十字路口和途径上 and you put 'em in intersections and paths,
它总是能为你指引出正确的方向 and it always tells you the right way to go.
我认为这很合适现在的你 I thought that would be appropriate.
妈妈知道你把这种礼物送给我了么 Does Mom know you're giving this to me?
它这么美丽浪漫 It's kinda really beautiful.
妈妈不必什么都知道 Mom doesn't have to know everything.
这个是你我之间的秘密 This one's between you and me.
这样 Look,
我爬山回来之后 when I get back from the climb,
我们能像家人一样聚在一起聊天吗 can we all get together as a family and talk?
和我们一起在现场的是蒙哥马利 卢博士 And we are live with Dr. Montgomery Lou
他要谈论如何通过扶持一个一个偏远村庄 as he discusses saving the world,
进而拯救全世界 one remote village at a time.
卢博士 剧透一下你的下一次冒险 Dr. Lou, tell us about your next adventure.
林赛 我很严肃的 Lindsey, I'm trying to be serious here.
嗯 听起来我更应该拍下来才对 Well, it sounds like I should film then.
如果你是认真的话 If you're being serious.
说真的 I mean it.
这是最后一次 This is the last time.
你妈妈和我非常爱你 Your mother and I love you very much,
但如果我们不停止纵容你 but you're never gonna learn anything
你永远都不会吸取教训 if we don't stop doing this.
那你为什么不带我去你的下一次冒险呢 Why don't you take me on your next adventure then?
没错 会很有趣的 Yeah, it will be so much fun.
我可以做你的助手 I can be your assistant.
- 你想和我一起去探险 是吗 - 嗯哼 You wanna go on my next adventure, huh? - Mm-hmm.
如果太危险怎么办 What if it's too dangerous?
那你为什么不去一些 Well, why don't you go to places
像棕榈泉市或者西锁岛一样的地方呢 like Palm Springs or Key West?
棕榈泉市位于美国加利福尼亚州 西索岛基维斯特位于美国弗罗里达 两个地方都是气候宜人的旅游胜地
因为大学是不会付钱让你去玩的 Because the University won't pay for those.
我知道 I know.
我想我最好守在这里 嗯 Guess I'd better stay stay here then, huh?
万一这次轮到我来救你了呢 对吗 In case you need me to bail you out, right?
是的 Right.
去看看你妈妈 Go see your mother.
她很想你 She misses you.
我也会想你的 And I'm gonna miss you.
但我会回来的 But I'll be back.
谢谢 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
我爱你 孩子 I love you, kiddo.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
著名地质学教授在珠穆朗玛峰上插上校旗
美国登山者在珠穆朗玛峰雪崩中失去音讯
未经证实的登山者的报道遭到了质疑
失踪登山者的当地家庭发表声明
支离破碎
本该叫个酒席承办人的 Should have called a caterer.
你能搞定甜点盘 对吗 You got the dessert tray, right?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
我有准备 一切都在我的掌控之中 没问题的 I've got something, I've got it under control, it's fine.
妈妈 吃块幸运饼干吧 Have a cookie, Mom.
准备在不远的将来迎接人生的诸多喜悦 Be ready for many pleasures in the near future.
好棒棒 Great.
你要说在床上 In bed.
你知道的 一般在读完饼干里的运势纸条之后 要加上这一句 不吗 You know, after you read a fortune, you say, no?
美国常见黄色笑话 加上“in bed”后指她会在床上收获很多快感 在父亲的追悼会中用是不恰当的
虾看起来很棒 宝贝 The shrimp looks beautiful, babe.
卢小姐感觉还好吗 How's Miss Lou holding up?
还行 Good.
有考虑回到学校吗 Any thoughts on going back to school?
追随你父亲的脚步 Follow in your father's footsteps?
呃 我不是做教授工作的料 Uh, I'm not really the professor type.
他确实是个令人难以望其项背的人 He's a tough act to follow.
你可能正忙于你的事业 You're probably busy with your career.
呃 不 并没有 没有什么事业 嗯 Uh, no, not really, not anything, yeah.
嗯 大概是20年前吧 Well, it was probably some 20 years ago
我和你父亲一起去了阿塔卡马沙漠 I went to the Atacama Desert with your father.
他是地质学研究的先驱 A trailblazer in geological studies.
他将被深深地缅怀 He will be sorely missed.
谢谢 Thanks.
利亚姆 你有告诉桑迪阿姨你为什么要离开我吗 Liam, did you tell your Aunt Sandy how you're leaving me?
我要去维也纳进行一个半月的演出 I'm performing for six weeks in Vienna.
利亚姆 太好了 Liam, that's wonderful.
你听到了吗 乔乔 Did you hear that JoJo?
小利利要去法国了 Lil' Leelee is going to France.
奥地利 Osterreich.
我们在欧洲有很多追随者 We've got a significant following in Europe.
嗯嗯 Mm.
没什么 真的 我只是用心演奏 It's nothing, really, I just play from the heart.
利亚姆怎么了 What's the deal with Liam?
他是想认真和她处下去吗 Is he serious about her or what?
我不知道 为什么 I don't know, why?
你弟弟很性感 Your brother's hot.
仔细瞧瞧他 Look at him.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
好恶心 Gross.
他可是你表哥 想想看 He's your cousin, think about that.
嘿 Hey.
成功了吗 Any luck?
这个本来开始要弯 但被你进来打断了 This one was starting to bend but then you came in.
好吧 Right.
你认为爸爸的鬼魂会回来骚扰我们吗 You think Dad's gonna come back and haunt us?
你认真的么 Seriously?
好吧 不是以闹鬼的形式 但来探望我们 Okay, not haunt, but visit us?
来确认我们安好 Check in and make sure we're okay?
听着 他们还没有确认他死了 Look, they haven't even confirmed he's dead.
他可能还活着 被困在那座山上 He could still be alive, stuck up on that mountain,
等待有人找到他 waiting for someone to find him.
那我们为什么要举行葬礼呢 Then why'd we have a funeral?
因为妈妈喜欢开派对 Because Mom likes throwing parties.
嘿 琳达 你车里有汽油吗 Hey, Linds, you have, um, gas in your car?
呃 很快就会有人过去的 Uh, someone will be there soon.
殡仪馆把骨灰盒搞混了 There was a mix-up at the funeral home.
显然陆明的盒子在我们这里 Apparently we have Ming Lu.
不 No.
我真的需要你这么做 I really need you to do this.
哦 这太蠢了 Oh, this is so stupid.
拜托 我不能问蒙蒂 Come on, I can't ask Monty.
对他来说太过了 我要和妈妈在一起 It's too much for him, I gotta be here with Mom.
林赛 拜托 Lindsey, please.
你知道 大家都很难过 This has been hard on all of us, you know.
我们也没有和他说再见的机会 We didn't get to say goodbye to him, either.
他们甚至无法提供遗体照片或正确他的身份 They couldn't even supply a photo or properly ID him...
林赛 别这样 Lindsey, don't.
我要离开将近两个月 I'm going to be gone for almost two months.
妈妈需要很多支持 Mom needs a lot of support.
做她的好女儿 就像你从没做到过的那样 好吗 Now, just be the daughter she never had, okay?
我只要求这些 That's all I'm asking.
所以这是关于这个过程的更多信息 So this is a little more information on the process.
我真的希望你能使用我们的服务… I really hope you'll use our services...
你好 Hello there.
谢谢 这是你的 Thank you, this is yours.
如果这么说你们会好受点 他们现在都在天堂 If it means anything, they're both in heaven.
好吧 Right.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 来吧 那是我的车 伙计 Hey, come on, that's my car, man!
别这样对我 Come on, don't do this to me.
哦 Oh!
呃 Ugh.
很好 一个步行者 Great, a walker.
你觉得是什么 酒驾 What do ya think, DUI?
站街女 Working girl?
也许两者兼而有之 Maybe both.
注意 孩子们 Pay attention, boys.
我来给你们演示真男人是如何办事儿的 Let me show ya how a real man gets the job done.
对不起 小姐 Excuse me, miss?
我可以问你个问题吗 May I ask you a question?
你应该开车的时候为什么要走路呢 Why you walking when you should be driving?
像你这样的漂亮女孩很容易造成事故 Pretty girl like you liable to cause an accident
会让这些人为了能更好地观赏你的美貌 making all these men swerve their trucks
把他们自己的卡车开歪 to get a better look at ya.
杰罗姆·卡莱尔 你呢 Jerome Carlyle, and you are?
林赛 Lindsey.
林赛 我喜欢这个名字 有她自己的调调 Lindsey, I like that, it's got a nice ring to it.
那是林赛还是林西 Now is that Lind-say or Lind-see?
就是林赛 Just Lindsey.
好吧 就是林赛 你可以叫我杰瑞 带个Y Well, Just Lindsey, you can call me Jerry, with a Y.
嘿 小子们 这位漂亮的女士需要一辆车 Hey, boys, this pretty lady here needs a vehicle.
让我们帮她吧 Let's help her out.
告诉你 Tell you what
我会给拖车公司打个电话 I'll give a call down to the tow company
我会尽快把你的车送回 and I'll have your car back faster
比一只发情的杰克兔还快 than a jack rabbit in heat.
那辆车记载着我生活的点滴 My life is in that car.
我知道 我会帮你搞定的 I know, I'll get ya taken care of.
这就是杰瑞·卡莱尔的承诺 That's the Jerry Carlyle promise.
因为我不是在照顾顾客 'Cause I'm not taking care of customers,
我是在照顾朋友 I'm taking care of friends.
嗯 是的 我看过你的广告 Mm, yeah, I've seen your commercials.
也许你从我的电视节目中认出了我 Maybe you recognize me from my TV show.
98年和99年的艾美奖 Back to back Emmys in '98 and '99.
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my god.
哦 我的上帝 特洛伊 雷霆 Oh, my god, Troy Thunderton?
就是这样 That's it.
哦 哦 呃 哪里有雷声 Oh, oh, uh, where there's Thunder?
有一大堆闪电 There's a ton of lightning.
你现在可能不需要车 但当你准备好了 You may not need a car right now but when you're ready,
我要你记起我 I want you to remember me.
是啊 Yeah.
-是的 我会的 谢谢 -谢谢 - Yeah, I will, thanks. - Thank you.
这太奇妙了 This is too weird.
哦 Oh.
谢谢您 Thank you.
林西 Lind-see.
嘿 你是不是喝得够多了 妈妈 对吧 Hey, you think you've had enough there, Mom, come on.
听着 我不想让你操心这些事情 行不行 Look, I don't want you to worry about any of this, right?
我们会处理好的 We'll take care of it.
我告诉他不要去 但他坚持 I told him not to go, he insisted.
这是他的工作 It was work.
爸爸生前就是这样的人 That's who Dad was.
珠穆朗玛峰一直在他的清单上 Everest was always on his list.
我们能养条狗吗 Can we get a dog?
养一条狗需要很多的责任心 蒙特 A dog's a lot of responsibility, Mont.
我甚至不知道账单什么时候到期 I don't even know when the bills are due.
他有好几个银行账户 He had several accounts.
他从来都不信任我来做任何事 He never trusted me with anything.
妈妈 妈妈 林赛可以帮忙 Mom, Mom, Lindsey can help.
真的吗 利亚姆 她能怎么帮 Really, Liam, with what?
通过喝光我所有的酒吗 By drinking all my wine?
她手头一点事情都没有 她可以帮忙 She's got nothing going on and she can help.
感谢你的支持与信任 Thanks for the vote of confidence.
我们得走了 We gotta get going.
-推迟你的假期 -这是欧洲之旅 - Postpone your vacation. - It's a European tour.
你不能取消欧洲之旅 You can't just cancel a European tour.
他在海外有很多粉丝 He has a lot of fans overseas.
我到了机场会给你打电话的 I'll call you from the airport.
卡罗琳 记住 Caroline, just remember
你是一颗闪耀的爱与和平之星 you're a shining star of love and peace.
你走吧 就像你父亲一样 Leave, just like your father.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
我会给你打电话 好吗 I'll give you a call, all right?
林赛 你要出去吗 Lindsey, you heading out?
不 我想今晚我会留在这里 家庭时间 No, I thought I'd stay here tonight, family time.
签离婚协议了吗 Sign the divorce papers yet?
没呢 No.
- 为什么不呢 - 现在不行 利亚姆 - Why not? - Not now, Liam.
如果感情结束了 就赶紧了结了这件事 If it's over, let's just get it over with
那么她就可以继续她的生活 so she can get on with her life.
她需要很多努力 She's gonna have a lot to do
来变得脚踏实地 to get her feet back on the ground.
嘿 我本人就站在这儿 Okay, I'm standing right here.
给你的生活找点目标行吧 Look, just do something with your life.
妈妈 你能让利亚姆闭嘴吗 Mom, can you please tell Liam to shut up?
在家里不能这么说话 We don't say that in this house.
你知道的 You know that.
签文件 赶紧的 Sign the papers, just do it.
蒙特 你现在是家里的男人了 Mont, you're the man of the house now,
所以照顾好妈妈 so take care of Mom.
再见 See ya.
好 Well.
很高兴有你在这里 林赛 Good to have you, Lindsey.
迟到总比不到好 Better late than never.
不许再吃薯片了 No more chips.
你能打开家用夜间警报吗 Can you please set the alarm?
那是你爸爸的工作 That was your dad's job.
你只要按一下按钮 You just press the button.
是的 被你发现了 Yeah, you figured it out.
他会很自豪的 He'd be really proud.
嘿 林赛 你明天干什么 Hey, Linds, what are you doing tomorrow?
上次我们出去玩是在我毕业的时候 The last time we hung out was at my graduation
那次你就顾着和迈克尔吵架了 and you were fighting with Michael.
我们看情况 We'll see.
我有很多事情要做 I have a lot going on.
你的语气听起来像爸爸 You sound like Dad.
那很好 Good.
你想过上大学还是工作 Have you thought about college or work?
我的算命师说我的天赋很强 My palm reader said my gift is really strong
我只需要驾驭我的力量 and I just need to harness my powers.
看到了吗 See that?
这意味着我很敏锐 That means that I'm intuitive
有强烈的第六感 and have a keen sixth sense.
这意味着命运将支配我的生活 And that one means that destiny will dictate my life.
我手上没有那条线 I don't have that line on my hand.
她可能刚刚告诉你了 She probably just told you that.
这是一门科学 林赛 It's a science, Lindsey.
没有两个掌纹是一样的 No two palms are alike.
它们就像雪花 They're like snowflakes.
别傻了 蒙蒂 Don't be dumb, Monty.
就像在练习卡祖笛 It's just like practicing the kazoo.
我真的需要集中精力 变得更好 I really need to focus and get better.
我20年前搬到这里 开了一家经销店 I moved up here abut 20 years ago, started the dealership,
从那以后我就一直在这里 and I've been here ever since.
好吧 说曹操 曹操就到 Well, speak of the devil.
你没告诉我你的车被拖走了 You didn't tell me your car got towed.
惊喜 Surprise.
你要怎么偿还 How are you gonna pay for that?
你欠这位先生很大的人情 You owe this gentleman a great deal of gratitude.
你一定是蒙蒂 You must be Monty.
天哪 你是雷霆哥 Holy smokes, you're the Thunderton guy.
是的 好吧 我很久以前就杀青了 Yeah, well, I left that life behind a while ago.
它的拍摄过程很有趣 It was fun while it lasted.
你们两个过去常常不眠不休地看他节目 You two used to watch him nonstop.
我记得 I remember.
嗯 嗯 再次感谢你所做的一切 Well, um, thank you again for all that you've done.
很多事情都乱套了 我也没得到什么帮助 It's, uh, crazy here and I haven't had much help.
没关系 不用解释 That's all right, no need to explain.
不过 我确实需要回经销商那里 I do need to get back to the dealership, though.
我对他们这帮沙雕来说就跟母鸡妈一样 I'm kinda like the mother hen to all them cocks.
呃 好吧 谢谢 Uh, well, thank you.
不客气 需要什么随时说 You're welcome, any time.
哦 我能搭你的车回去吗 Oh, can I get a ride back from you?
- 可以吗 - 嗯 当然 - Would that be all right? - Yeah, yeah, sure.
太棒了 Great.
我要向你忏悔 I've got a confession to make.
我真的想要你的电话号码 I really want your phone number.
别让我求你 Don't make me beg.
我保证你很快就会见到我 You'll be seeing me real soon, I promise.
哦 天哪 特洛伊雷声肯定是在撩我 Oh, my god, Troy Thunderton totally just hit on me.
嘿 先生 呃 Hey, Mr., uh,
-阿姆斯特朗博士 -卢小姐 - Dr. Armstrong. - Miss Lou.
能见到你是我的荣幸 Always a terrific pleasure.
我希望是在更好的情况下 I wish it was under better circumstances.
你有空吗 Do you have a minute?
当然 嗯 你想坐一会儿吗 Sure, yeah, um, you wanna take a seat?
是啊 Yeah.
乐观是一种美丽的性格特征 林赛 Optimism is a beautiful character trait, Lindsey.
我总是宣扬希望和信念 I always promote hope and faith,
但即使你爸爸活了下来… but even if your dad survived...
但甚至没人能肯定 But no one could even put him in the same area
他就在雪崩的区域内 as the avalanche.
他将没有食物和住所 He'd be without food and shelter.
在那种地势中 他若和夏尔巴人向导走散后 For him to be separated from his Sherpas in that terrain
夏尔巴人：西藏的一个种族
还能存活下来的可能性是不高的 and survive is incomprehensible.
但 Still.
并不是没有可能 There's a chance?
是的 是的 还有希望的 林赛 Yes, yes, there is a chance, Lindsey.
如果让我说有谁能摆脱这种困境 If anybody can get themselves out of a situation like that,
那个人也只能是你父亲了 it's your dad.
在我们一起漫游地球的那些岁月里 In all the years we traveled across this globe together,
你父亲带我们逃离了 your father got us out
一个又一个绝境 of one impossible situation after another.
我把我的生命托付给那个人 I entrusted that man with my life.
他总是能挺过来的 And he always came through.
我帮不了什么忙 是吗 I'm not much help, am I?
你知道 如果我可以的话 You know, if I could,
我会自己去那边找他 I'd go over there and look for him myself.
好吧 也许这就是我要做的 Well, maybe that's what I'll do.
跟着你的心走 林赛 Follow your heart, Lindsey.
我怎么去珠穆朗玛峰 How do I get to Everest?
在网上搜索如何烹饪鸡胸肉 Searching the web on how to cook chicken breasts.
我如何计划去珠穆朗玛峰旅行 How do I plan a trip to Mount Everest?
在网上搜索音乐之旅 Searching the web for trips to music fest.
你开玩笑吧 You've got to be kidding me.
搜索到了五个结果关于 顶你的膝盖 I found five results for digging in your knees.
中国拉萨往返票 A round trip ticket to Lhasa, China
含税2148美元 would be $2,148 with taxes.
可以 Okay.
还有一张单程票的话 And an additional one-way ticket back
含税1168美元 will be $1,168 with taxes.
哇 Wow.
好吧 我不是在指责你 Okay, I'm not accusing you
不知道怎么做你的工作或什么 of not knowing how to do your job or anything,
但我发现网上的价格低得多 but I was finding a lot lower prices online.
比如 低很多 Like, a lot lower.
对 如果你是团体旅行的一部分 Right, and if you are a part of the group trek
到珠穆朗玛峰营地 你需要为牦牛做预算 to Everest Base Camp, you'll need to budget in for yaks.
牦牛 Yaks?
你需要两到三头牦牛的预算 I'd allow for two to three yaks,
但是得等你到了之后才可以做这些安排 but you'll have to make those arrangements when you arrive.
可以 Okay.
我们今天买票吗 Are we buying a ticket today
或者我们只是先看看 or are we just window shopping?
嗯 有没有促销或折扣 Well, are there, like, any promos or discounts going on?
计划去珠穆朗玛峰旅行 Planning a trip to Everest
和去迪斯尼乐园不是一回事儿 is different than going to Disneyland.
嗯 我也从没去过迪斯尼乐园 Well, I've never been to Disneyland either
所以我不知道不一样在那里 so I wouldn't know, thanks.
你需要戈尔特斯帐篷 睡觉用具 We're talking GORE-TEX tents, sleeping equipment,
多层应季服装很重要 layered seasonal clothing, that's huge,
因为那里温度太低了 the temps are gonna suck.
然后你要有氧气瓶 面具 调节器 Then you've got your oxygen bottles, masks, regulators,
医疗包、救援保险、卫星电话 medical kit, rescue insurance, satellite phones,
以及一些我压根都记不起来的东西 and then a bunch of other stuff that I'm forgetting.
是的 我可能也需要一条围巾 Yeah, I'll probably need a scarf, too.
你们队有多少人 How many people are on your team?
哦 到目前为止 还没有人 只有我 Oh, no one yet, so far, just me.
我已经爬山10年了 I've been climbing for the past 10 years,
我没在任何一次爬山中见过你 你去过马扎马山么 I don't recognize you from any climbs, you, Mazama?
马扎马山是位于美国俄勒冈州的一座火山 火山口倒塌后在山中心位置形成了一座湖泊 海拔大约2486米
嗯 我上户外学校 大概 七年级的时候 Uh, I went to outdoor school, like, in seventh grade.
我是说 我们去了一个上坡的远足 I mean, we went on a hike that was uphill.
你有便宜点的手套吗 Do you have any mittens that are cheaper?
这些大概30美元 These are like $30.
嗯 仅仅说是购买基础装备 Uh, for just the basic gear alone
你都至少需要4000元 而这 you're looking at like four k, and that's like,
指得是最低要求的轻装上阵 bare minimum stuff.
听着 如果你是认真的 Look, if you're serious,
你最好考虑找个向导 you'd better consider getting a guide.
那你想去攀登珠穆朗玛峰吗 You wanna go climb Everest?
这有点超出我的能力范围 但我认识一个人 It's a little out of my league, but I do know a guy.
给你 那个家伙 Here you go, that guy.
哦 是的 真是悲剧 Oh, yeah, that's tragic.
对失踪地质学家的搜救被延期
他是本地的登山爱好者 过去经常来这里 Local climber, used to come in all the time.
- 那是我爸爸 - 哦 - That's my dad. - Oh.
哇 对不起 Whoa, so sorry.
没关系 Thanks.
我很想听听他的故事 I'd love to hear stories sometime
如果你想来店里给我讲讲 if you wanted to come in and tell a story.
是的 也许以后 Yeah, maybe later.
斯库特 Scoot.
是斯考特 It's Scott.
我输了一个赌注 I lost a bet.
该死的 Dammit.
妈妈在哪里 Where's Mom?
出去买牛奶和葡萄酒了 Buying milk and wine.
就这样吗 So, is this it?
这就是你平时做的事情 This is what you do?
他是个移动式夜灯 He's a mobile night light.
有意思 Neat.
今年圣诞节会很怪异 是吗 Christmas is gonna be really weird this year, huh?
也许吧 Maybe.
为什么迈克尔不来参加葬礼 Why didn't Michael come to the funeral?
他忙 Busy.
我想念爸爸 I miss Dad.
是的 我也是 Yeah, me too.
你想要什么 What do you want?
我要出门了 I'm headed out.
我需要在未来几天把文件归档 I need to get the papers filed in the next couple days
所以你能不能赶紧签字 so if you could just get those signed.
你要出去吗 You're going out?
我真的要走了 I really gotta go.
我现在就要出门了 I'm, like, headed out the door right now.
是的 好吧 也许我会碰到你 Yeah, well, maybe I'll run into you.
我也出去了 I'm out too.
女孩之夜 耶 Girls night, yay.
再见 Bye.
迈克尔 Michael?
地藏菩萨 保护妇女 儿童和旅行者 Jizo, protector of women, children, and travelers.
你拿着地藏雕像 把他放在十字路口和小径时 You take Jizo statues and put 'em in intersections and paths
它总是能为你指引正确的方向 and it always tells you the right way to go.
林赛 Lindsey.
林赛 我喜欢这个名字 有她自己的调调 Lindsey, I like that, that's got a nice ring to it.
我想我还是留在这里吧 Guess I better stay here then, huh?
万一这次需要我来救你呢 对吗 In case you need me to bail you out, right?
谢谢 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
- 嘿 晚上好- 嗨 - Hey, good evening. - Hi.
我们接到一个电话 说车里有具尸体 We received a call that there was a dead body in a car.
什么 What?
你还好吗 Are you all right?
嗯 是的 是的 我只是小睡一会儿 Uh, yeah, yeah, I was just taking a nap.
好吧 你不能呆在这里 Well, you can't stay here.
你把车停在了 You were sleeping in your car
警察局的停车场里睡觉 in the parking lot of the police station.
哦 对不起 Oh, sorry.
- 我需要你离开这里 - 好的 好的 没问题 - I need you to move along. - Okay, yeah, no problem.
- 晚上注意安全 - 谢谢 - Have a safe night. - Thank you.
发生了什么 What's wrong?
迈克尔工作很晚才回家 Michael's working late
而且我想我听到后院里有人进来了 and I thought I heard someone in the backyard.
今晚你可以睡这里 Sure.
周三照例吃烘肉卷 Meatloaf Wednesday.
有点烫 It's hot.
那是你爸爸最爱的食物 It was your dad's favorite.
但我从来都不太喜欢 I never really cared much for it.
好吧 在他回家之前你都不必做了 Well, you don't need to make it until he gets home.
这家伙是谁 Who's this guy?
什么求生者 Some survival guy
被节目组投放在荒野中 they drop off in the wilderness.
好吧 你为什么看这个 Okay, why are you watching this?
- 别看这些东西 - 其实他们说 - Don't watch this stuff. - Well, they say that.
你哥哥去了奥地利 Your brother made it to Austria.
酷 Cool.
林赛 Lindsey,
我只是 我觉得我们有很多事情要谈 I just, I feel like we have so much to talk about.
我是说 三年来我几乎没见过你 I mean, I've barely seen you in three years.
你想从哪里开始谈 Where do you wanna start?
从我的婚礼怎么样 How about my wedding?
今晚不行 Not tonight.
什么样的母亲会不参加自己女儿的婚礼 Kind of mother doesn't attend her own daughter's wedding?
爸爸去了 Dad was there.
他为去到我那里做出了努力 He made an effort to be there
但他最初甚至都不在这里 and he was never here to begin with.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你再婚的时候我会去的 I'll make the next one.
早上好 瞌睡虫 Good morning, sleepyhead.
你饿了吗 Are you hungry?
一定要留一些给蒙蒂 Make sure you save some for Monty.
这些是别人给你带过来的吗 Did someone bring this over?
不 是我自己做的早餐 No, I thought I'd make breakfast.
我是可以做的 不是吗 I'm allowed to, aren't I?
什么 你以为我早起去了麦当劳吗 What, you thought I got up early and went to McDonald's?
麦当劳没有熏肉 McDonald's doesn't have bacon.
那么 你考虑过求职吗 So, have you considered applying for a job?
妈妈 Mom.
你知道 我想也许我们今天可以去商场 You know, I thought maybe we could go to the mall today,
给你选一套非常可爱的衣服 pick you out a really cute outfit,
去一个化妆品柜台 给你做个美容 go to one of the cosmetic counters, get you a makeover,
也许能让你看起来利索一点 and maybe clean you up a little bit.
给谁看 For who?
我只是想也许 I just thought that maybe
你会自我感觉良好一些 you would feel better about yourself
如果你调整一下自己的状态 if you put yourself together.
我觉得自己很棒 I feel awesome about myself.
是除我以外的其他人对我有意见 It's everyone else that seems to have a problem with me.
饿不饿 Hungry?
嘿 出什么事了 Hey, what's up?
我梦见他还活着 I had a dream that he was still alive
等我们去救他 waiting for us to come get him.
蒙蒂 这只是梦还是超能感知 Monty, was it a dream or a psychic vision?
是个感知 It was a vision.
是真实的 It was real.
对不起 我就是个傻子 Sorry, I'm just dumb.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
你很有天赋 You're gifted.
你只需要练习你的天赋 You just need to practice your gift.
红心Q Queen of Hearts.
黑桃A Ace of Spades.
梅花A Ace of clubs.
卡的种类太多了 There's too damn many of them.
你已经猜了两套牌了 You've been through the deck twice.
我想你至少会得到一个正确的答案 I figured you'd get at least one right.
你好 Hello?
电话的那边是位天使吗 Is that an angel on the other line?
我想找一个叫林赛的年轻女士 I'm trying to reach a young lady by the name of Lindsey.
好吧 你找到她了 Well, you got her.
还有待确凿 We'll see about that.
你一个人吗 You alone?
可以说是 Sorta.
我想你可能会有兴趣 I thought you might be interested
- 赚一点钱 - 是的 - in making a little money. - Yes!
你有什么想法 What did you have in mind?
我在找几个很特别的人 I'm looking for a couple real special people
来帮我一把 to help me out,
然后我立刻就想到了你和你弟弟 and I immediately thought of you and your brother.
真的么 Really?
嗯 谢谢 Um, thanks.
我应该穿什么 What should I wear?
我们为什么要这样做 Why are we doing this?
嗯 我一直在想 Well, I've been thinking.
你如果要提升你的超感能力 If you're going to develop your psychic powers,
就需要特殊的训练 then you're gonna need special training.
如果我们要雇个人 If we're gonna hire someone,
要花很多钱的 it's going to cost a lot of money.
你为什么在乎 Why do you care?
我想要帮助你 I wanna help
因为这就是姐姐的责任 because that's what big sisters do.
克里斯·布莱克请到办公室 Chris Black to the corral please,
克里斯·布莱克来办公室 Chris Black to the corral.
当然 Of course.
你刚刚放走了一笔订单 A deal just walked off the lot.
到你嘴边的肉你愣是让飞走了 你的理由是什么 That's money out of your pocket, what's your excuse?
很明显我刚刚在上厕所 I was obviously in the bathroom.
哦 Oh.
啊 Ah.
你有手机 You've got a phone.
厕所里也可以线上出货 Keep someone on the other line while you taking a leak.
无时不刻给我盯准了卖场 懂么 Two eyes on the lot at all times, you understand?
当然 嗯 盯准了卖场 Sure, mm-hmm, eyes on the lot.
你不想错过任何一笔交易 Don't wanna miss anything.
别尿在我腿上然后告诉我那是雨 少给我浑水摸鱼 孩子 Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining, son.
现在出去给我卖辆卡车 Now go out there and sell me a truck.
你觉得我对他太粗暴了 You think I was too rough on him?
不 不 一点也不 只是 呃 爱之深责之切 No, no, not at all, just, uh, tough love.
苛责之爱 Tough love.
你独一无二 林赛·卢 你知道吗 You're one of a kind, Lindsey Lou, you know that?
呃 我不知道这是不是个问题 Uh, I don't know if it's an issue or not,
但我们对汽车一无所知 but we don't know anything about cars.
我拿到我的驾照才三个月 I've only had my license for three months
我不知道怎么平行停车 and I don't know how to parallel park.
没关系 It's all right.
对我来讲任何时候热情都比经验重要 I'll take enthusiasm over experience any day.
你知道还有什么很重要吗 孩子 You know what else is important, son?
动力 Drive.
渴望 Desire.
动力和渴望 在这个行业你只需要这两者 Drive and desire, that's all you need in this business.
看看外面 Take a look out there.
任何白痴都能卖车 Any idiot can sell a car.
随机毒品检查 Anyhoo, random drug testing
是每月的第二个星期四 is the second Thursday of every month.
他们唯一想查的是可卡因或海洛因 The only thing they're looking for is cocaine or heroin.
那对你来说会是个问题吗 That gonna be a problem for you?
我正在服用四种过敏药物 我… I'm on four allergy medications and I...
咳咳 Ahem!
不是问题 Not a problem.
现在 你到底是来陪我的还是来卖车的 Well, are you here to keep me company or sell a car?
我要卖两辆车 I'll sell two cars.
哦 太棒了 Oh, fantastic.
那太好了 That's great.
听着 帮我个忙 好吗 Listen, do me a favor, will ya?
注意你弟弟 别让他惹麻烦 Just keep an eye on your brother, keep him out of trouble.
我不能和你呆在一起吗 Can't I stay in here with you instead?
我们会在一起度过很多时间 We're gonna be spending a lot of time together.
这是一个承诺 That's a promise.
放松点 你会没事的 Relax, you're gonna be fine.
现在去完成你的工作 Now go get your job done.
是的 哦 太好了 Yeah, oh, great.
等等 嘘 嘘 Wait, shh, shh.
你听到了吗 You hear that?
等等 等等 你听到了吗 Wait, wait, you hear that?
呃 没有 我应该听到什么 Uh, no, what I am supposed to be hearing?
雷声 林赛 Thunderton, Lindsey.
雷声接近时稳定的隆隆声 Thunderton, the quiet rumble of approaching Thunderton.
有雷霆的地方就有 And where there's Thunderton, there's what?
-闪电 -那里就有闪电 - Lightning. - There's lightning.
没错 That's right.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
你觉得闪电会击中两次么 You think it will strike twice?
我不知道那是什么意思 I don't really know what that means,
但听起来很性感 but it sounds really hot.
那是我的女孩 That's my girl.
现在去做事吧 Now go on and go get it.
这地方太神奇了 This place is amazeballs.
我们这里不卖车 We're not selling cars here.
我们在推销个性和生活方式 We're selling personality and lifestyle.
如果他们不喜欢你 他们就不会买 好吗 If they don't like you, they ain't buying, all right?
他们来这里不是为了交朋友 也不是为了消磨时间 They ain't coming here to make friends or kill time.
他们来这里是为了买一辆该死的车 They're here to buy a damn car.
时刻朝着成交方向努力 你听过那句话吗 Always be closing, you ever hear that phrase?
步骤ABC The ABCs?
-没有 -没有么 - No. - No.
不管怎样 我有一个不同的说法 Well, whatever, I've got a bit of a different approach.
成-交-率 S-T-D.
完成交易 懂么 Seal the deal, all right?
你想卖给他们的时候 如果他们不为所动 That's when you ask for the sale and if they don't budge,
你撒谎 你乞求 你偷窃 你不择手段 you lie, you beg, you steal, whatever you have to do,
为了成交 you make the deal.
明白 达成交易 Understand, seal the deal.
- 成交率- 成交率 当然 - STD. - STD, absolutely.
这样吧 你可以到外面去 Tell you what, why don't you go out there
让自己熟悉一下库存货物 and just make yourself familiar with the inventory?
你可以做到么 Can you do that for me?
- 可以 - 好哒 - Yeah. - All right.
听着 我 嗯 我不想问这个 但是… Listen, I, um, I hate to ask this but...
不 不 你在想什么 林赛 卢 No, no, what's on your mind, Lindsey Lou?
嗯 我到底能赚多少钱 Well, exactly how much money am I going to make?
你想要多少 How much you want?
不 说真的 事情是这样的 No, seriously, it's just that
我在为这次旅行存钱 I'm trying to save up for this trip
-我要说的…… -我明白 - that I'm going on... - I understand.
我跟你说 I'll tell you what.
你和我统一战线 You stick with me
你想去任何地方我都能帮你去 and I'll take you anywhere you wanna go.
我保证钱会来的 The money will come, I promise.
来的会 It'll come faster
比闪电在贫瘠的平原上追捕一只野狗还要快 than lightning chasing down a jackalope on the barren plain.
好吧 说真的 你得停止 Okay, seriously, you gotta stop
使用你节目中的台词 using lines from your show.
那些台词非常得 呃… It's just very, uh...
感性的 Sensual?
让人摸不着头脑 Confusing.
嗯 Hmm.
我要你接受你内心的狼性 I want you to embrace your inner coyote.
你知道我的意思吗 You know what I mean?
干掉你的猎物 Take down the buffalo.
其实我还是不太明白你的意思 Again, I don't quite know what you mean,
但听起来很赞 but it sounds really hot.
什么 What?
你能开车带我转转么 我蒙着眼睛 You wanna drive me around blindfolded?
这样我就可以试着通过天眼看看我们再哪里 Then I can try to see where we are using my mind's eye?
喂 Psst!
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我是登山用品店的斯库特 It's Scoot from the Mountain Shop.
是 我记得 Yeah, yeah.
我只是在这里为登山做研究 I'm just here doing research for the climb.
- 酷 - 是的 - Cool. - Yeah.
我只是 我来这里听故事 I'm just, I'm here for story hour.
哦 Oh.
他们通常有木偶表演 有时还提供饼干 They usually have a puppet show and sometimes cookies.
我和我侄子一起来的 I'm here with my nephew.
他七岁 He's seven.
- 我就是他的司机 - 对 - I'm just his ride. - Right.
我一点都不喜欢木偶戏 I'm totally not into puppet shows.
- 不 - 哦 天哪 我觉得它们很诡异 - No. - Oh, god, that's weird.
你想来这边面对面说么 Do you wanna come down to the end here?
你好 Hello.
不是说我是专家什么的 Say, not that I'm an expert or anything,
但是我也有比较丰富的登山经验 but I have done my fair share of climbing.
也许我们可以找个时间喝点咖啡 Maybe we could get some coffee sometime
谈谈登山 and talk about climbing?
嗯 可以 我想没问题 Uh, yeah, I guess, sure.
那太棒了 That's awesome.
嘘 Shh!
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
搞定 Yes!
好吧 我觉得这很棒 Well, I think it is fantastic
你们两个在同一天找到了工作 这很好 that you both got a job on the same day, it's great.
没什么大不了的 It's no big deal.
嗯 我认为这是件大事情 Well, I think it is.
你知道还有谁会这样想吗 You know who else would think it was?
爸爸 Dad.
他若是在这而也会很自豪的 He would have been really proud.
他会的 He will be.
还记得爸爸每次回家都会带着一堆的礼物 Remember when dad would come home with all the presents?
还有故事 And stories?
他总是想着你们孩子 He always thought of you kids.
他说他回家会给我带一个保险杠贴纸 He said he'd bring me home a bumper sticker.
你能贴哪里 For what?
你头上 Your forehead?
你能不能找到我爸爸 Can you find my dad or not?
他为什么不在夏威夷失踪
夏威夷不会发生坏事
他知道你父亲失踪的区域 He knows the area your father went missing.
-很多人死在了那里 -他没有死 只是迷路了 - Many people die there. - He's not dead, just lost.
她有没有看过我的网页
他会做的 He'll do it.
但没有任何保证 No guarantee, though.
好吧 也许我应该再到处逛逛 Well, maybe I should shop around.
我需要一个能完成任务的人 I need a guy who can get the job done.
我不擦窗户 告诉她我不擦窗户
他会完成工作的 He'll get the job done
但希望你知道价格不会低的 and wants you to know it will come at a price.
是啊 Yeah.
2000 现金 2,000, cash.
好的 我把它加到帐单上 Fine, I'll add it to the bill.
你怎么找到他的 How do you find him?
你看起来不像登山者 You don't look like a mountain climber.
斯考特 登山用品店 Scott, the Mountain Shop.
斯库特 Scoot!
我们不能把他留在这里 We just can't leave him here.
他会没事的 He'll be fine.
如果他饿了怎么办 What if he gets hungry or something?
他可以去吃点东西 Well, he can go get something to eat.
他又不是一个家养小精灵 蒙蒂 He's not a freakin' Gremlin, Monty.
不会出什么事的 Nothing bad's gonna happen.
听着 我们得开始工作了 好吗 Now look, we've gotta get to work, okay?
好吧 好吧 你可以留在这里 我去工作 All right, fine, you can stay here and I'll go to work.
可以 Okay.
只是不要整天坐着 Just don't sit around all day.
弄弯勺子或者别的 Bend spoons or something.
嘿 Hey!
你和杰瑞是什么情况 What's the deal with you and Jerry?
管好自己的事 Mind your own business.
你一直在这附近蹦跶 You keep prancing around here
就跟这里是你自家后院似的 这就变成我的事了 acting like you own the place, it's my business.
嫉妒 Jealous?
怎么会 你以为你是第一个么 Barely, you think you're the first?
随你怎么说 Whatever.
那家伙是个骗子 The guy's a fraud.
他曾经在本地主持儿童节目 但他现在变成了一个汽车销售员 He had a local kids show, now he's a car salesman,
好吧 这么白纸黑字显而易见的事情 all right, the writing is on the wall.
特洛伊雷声是一个艾美奖儿童节目 好吗 Troy Thunderton was an Emmy winning children's show, okay?
他传授他印第安祖先的 He taught values and life lessons
价值观和生活教导 from his Native American ancestors
你根本无法理解 that you wouldn't even begin to understand.
那家伙来自埃尔帕索 好吗 The guy's from El Paso, all right?
埃尔帕索：美国德克萨斯州的一座城市 与墨西哥接壤
他的印第安血脉纯正度跟我们的白种人同事华莱士持平 He's about as native as Wallace.
我给你两个星期 I give you two weeks.
那差不多和其他人坚持的时间一样长 That's about as long as the others lasted.
林赛·卢请到办公室 Lindsey Lou to the corral please.
嘿 Hey.
呵 Ho.
你太安静了 You're awfully quiet.
只是想想 Just thinking.
记得那些你和你的印第安同伴龙卷风 Remember all those times you rescued baby animals
一起救助小动物的时光么 with Tornado, your Indian sidekick
然后会把它们带回你的棚屋对么 and you'd bring them back to your wigwam?
特洛伊雷霆节目是在一个定制的工作室播出的 正确说法是印第安村庄 Troy Thunderton broadcasted from a custom studio pueblo,
而不是棚屋 not a wigwam.
好的 Right.
我曾经希望你能来我家 I used to wish you'd show up at my house
当我爸爸出差时 when my dad was gone on business,
带上小浣熊来教我们怎么编篮子 and bring us baby raccoons and teach us how to make baskets
还有种玉米 and grow corn.
还不算太晚 It's not too late.
总有时间上闪电课 There's always time for lightning lessons.
听着 我要去拍卖会 Listen, I need to get to the auction
看看二手车 and take a look at some used cars.
把你独自一个人留在这里没事吧 You'll be all right here all by your lonesome?
我不能跟着吗 Can't I tag along?
也许我们可以去喝杯咖啡 Maybe we can get coffee?
你知道吗 我有个更好的主意 You know what, I got a better idea.
你说我们忘记这个地方去墨西哥怎么样 What do you say we forget this place and go to Mexico?
真的吗 Serious?
好吧 如果你卖出一辆车 All right, if you make a car deal,
伊格会好好帮你的 Igor here will take mighty good care of ya.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
行吧 Okay.
喂 你好 Well, hello.
你也好 女士 And to you, ma'am.
牛奶 Milk.
孩子们都喝光了 Kids drank it all.
当然 Of course.
你知道他们说什么 Well, you know what they say.
牛奶对身体有好处 Milk does a body good.
好像是这么说的 Or something like that.
我能陪你走到你的车边么 Walk you to your car?
你真是个绅士 What a gentleman you are.
是的 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
我交易中得来的羊 I got it on trade.
你有成交动力 我喜欢 You got STD power, I like that.
嗯 谢谢 Um, thanks.
氧气罩 450美元 调节器 450美元 耗牛 待定 衣服 （帽子 外套 围巾 手套 靴子）最多1500美元 卫星电话 1000美元 救援保险 待报价 帐篷 400美元 睡袋 825美元 医疗包 1000美元 食品补给 200美元 机场停车 25美元
所以 你们整天都在做什么 So, what did you do all day?
我们看了《哭泣的天使》的剧集 We watched Criss Angel episodes.
还有呢 And?
如果我想要上电视的话 I'm definitely gonna need leather pants
一定要穿皮裤还要一个很赞的发型 and an awesome hairdo if I ever want to go on TV.
哦 我去了图书馆 Oh, and I went to the library
我发现了特洛伊雷声表演的所有三季节目 and I found all three seasons of the Troy Thunderton show.
我想我们今晚可以看 I thought we could watch them tonight.
不 我以后会一个人看的 No, I'm gonna watch those later, alone.
你好 Howdy.
你好 Hi.
呃 我没想到你会过来 Uh, I wasn't expecting you to stop by.
惊讶么 Surprised?
是的 我是说 我会打扮一下的 Yeah, I mean, I would've changed
穿上更有趣的衣服 and put on something a little more fun.
你在骑马奔腾的时候 No one will be able to tell
没人会在意你穿的是什么 when you're galloping on a horse.
你看起来棒极了 You look terrific.
看看你 舞会上的明珠 卡罗琳·卢小姐 Well, there's the belle of the ball, Miss Caroline Lou.
-你看起来真帅 -你自己也看起来很漂亮 - You look so handsome. - You look gorgeous yourself.
你介意我们先去喝杯咖啡吗 Do you mind if we stop for a coffee first?
我们家没有了而且我睡眠不足情况下运作太久了 We are completely out here and I am running on no sleep.
咖啡听起来不错 That sounds perfect.
我保证我不会让她待得太晚 I promise I won't keep her out too late.
她一直在努力工作 She's been working so hard.
看看她有多累 Look how exhausted she is.
哦 我在想 喝过咖啡之后 Oh, I was thinking, after coffee,
你听说新开的乡村酒吧了吗 have you heard of that new country bar that's opened up?
风滚草乡村吧 我当然知道 Tumblin' Weed, I sure have.
嗯 他们有排舞 Well, they have line dancing.
是的 我们可以去那里 Yeah, we can go there.
我穿着舞鞋 I have my dancing shoes on.
好吧 我们走吧 All right, let's get.
-谢谢你 -嗯哼 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
你居然想上我妈 Motherfucker.
玩得高兴吗 Have fun?
哦 你差点吓得我心脏病犯 Oh, you almost gave me a heart attack.
有意为之 Good.
你不用早起上班吗 Aren't you supposed to work early?
你怎么能这样对爸爸 How could you do that to Dad?
哦 Oh.
你还是已婚的 You're still married.
- 你这是通奸 - 林赛 - That's adultery. - Lindsey.
哦 别说了 Oh, come on.
噢 我得赶紧脱了这件紧身衣 Oh, I gotta get out of these Spanx.
为什么一定要是他 Why him?
杰瑞 Jerry?
他真是个好人 你知道的 He's such a nice guy, you know that.
他约我出去 He asked me out.
你可以要任何人 You could have anyone you want
但你选择了唯一一个 and you choose the one person
对我的生活感兴趣的人 who takes an interest in my life.
什么 What?
哦 亲爱的 别自以为是 Oh, honey, don't flatter yourself.
另外 你结婚了 Besides, you're married.
你是说你自己么 Speak for yourself.
我们去喝咖啡 然后跳舞 We went and had coffee and then line dancing.
很有趣 And it was a lot of fun.
真的很有趣 It was a lot of fun.
晚安 亲爱的 Good night, darling.
上前一步 别害羞 Step right up, don't be shy.
一切都好吗 Everything all right?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我觉得你看起来很生气 I think you look about as mad
像吃了大黄蜂的骡子 as a mule chewing on bumblebees.
这都是我赚的吗 Did I earn this?
我多给了你一些酬谢金 I threw a couple spiffs in there for ya.
你的那份也是 You too.
我告诉过你我会不会让你吃亏的 I told you I was gonna take care of ya.
你以为我会让你们赚不着钱回家么 You think I'd send you home with nothing?
来吧 孩子 我们去吃橘子吧 C'mon, kid, let's go eat an orange.
我不喜欢橘子 I don't like oranges.
嗯 你还没有吃过我的橘子 Mm, you haven't had one of my oranges.
好吧 Okay.
你妈妈怎么样 How's your mother?
昨晚过后她的脚一定疼得很厉害 Her feet must be hurting something awful after last night.
她最应该烦恼的是自己散发的恶臭 The only thing she has is a serious case of the skank.
小心点 它会传染的 Be careful, it's contagious.
你就是这样跟长辈说话的吗 Is that how you speak to your elders?
你只想说这些吗 That's all you have to say?
听着 我可能已经从电视上退休了 Look, I may have retired from TV,
但我永远不会停止走在远征的路上 but I'll never stop crusading
帮助其他人找到使他们最优秀的品质 to help other people find what makes them their best.
你妈妈只是需要一道从上而下的闪电 Your mother just needed a bolt from above.
你没有任何意图是吧 You had no intention, did you?
我图什么 Of what?
你是说这一切都不是真的 Are you saying that none of this was real?
我爱上你了 I've been in love with you
从你还在有线电视节目上的时候 since you were on a cable access show.
我可能已经过了十岁 I may have been 10 years old
但你给我留下了深刻的印象 but you made an impression on me.
是时候长大了 林赛 It's time to grow up, Lindsey.
也许你应该向你妈妈学习 Maybe take a lesson from your mother.
从不 Never.
喜欢这个橘子吗 Like the orange?
它不含麸质吗 Is it gluten free?
我认为是这样 I think so.
味道怪怪的 It tastes weird.
味道怪么 Tastes weird?
嘿 你的支票多少钱 Hey. How much was your check?
500美元 $500.
好的 很好 我也是 Okay, good, me too.
我们需要省着花 好吗 We need to save those, okay?
但我不能留一些给自己吗 But can't I keep some for myself?
不 No.
但我想得到一个特洛伊雷声喷雾纹身 But I wanted to get a Troy Thunderton spray tan.
不可以 No.
嘿 伙计们 我要和杰瑞去吃寿司 Hey, guys, I'm gonna go have sushi with Jerry
然后我会回来的 and then I'll be back.
你不吃寿司 You don't eat sushi.
这里闻起来像个谷仓 It smells like a barn in here.
拜托 我叫你们不要让那只羊 Come on, I asked you guys not to let the.
他需要回家 He needs to go home.
他在训练我 He's training me.
亲爱的 我知道最近压力很大 Honey, I know it's been really stressful lately,
但这并不是疯狂行为的借口 but that's no excuse to act crazy.
祝你约会愉快 Have fun on your date.
谢谢 我会的 你知道为什么吗 Thank you, I will, and you know why?
因为你自私 Because you're selfish?
哈 林赛 卢 Ha, Lindsey Lou.
因为葬礼还没过一个星期 Because it hasn't even been a week since the funeral
你已经在找爸爸的替代者了 and you're already looking for Dad's replacement?
好的 注意你的嘴 Okay, watch your mouth.
没有人能代替你父亲 No one can replace your father.
你甚至不能百分百确定他已经死了 You not even 100% sure he's gone
也不确定我们有的是他真正的骨灰 and that we have the right ashes.
如果殡仪馆都没搞对 If the funeral home can't get it right
你凭什么认为中国政府就没有搞错 what makes you think the Chinese government did?
你父亲的生活方式 Your father made a living
就是让我一次独自在家里待上几个月 leaving me home alone for months on end.
你觉得我有没有接到过他打来的电话 Do you think I ever got a phone call from him
当他在非洲 南美 任何地方的时候 when he was in Africa, South America, anywhere?
随你怎么说 Whatever.
当他回家的时候 And when he would come home,
他会躲在办公室里 he would hole himself up in his office
或者做他孩子想做的事 or do whatever his children wanted.
别说了 Knock it off.
所以你想念你父亲 So you miss your father
三个月没见他了 after not seeing him for three months.
我已经20多年没见他了 I haven't seen him for over 20 years.
我几乎见不着任何人 I hardly saw anyone.
所以没错 我要去吃午饭 So yes, I'm gonna go have lunch.
因为我没有其他的选择 Because what other option do I have
除了 我不知道 像是坐在这儿 but, I don't know, sit around here
假装他会回到家里来 and pretend that he's going to come home?
好的 完美 Okay, perfect.
那你假装他还活着的时候 While you're pretending like he's alive,
你为什么不坐在房间里呢 why don't you sit in your room
穿黑色衣服 像个普通人一样哀悼 and dress in black and mourn like a normal person?
像个普通人 Like a normal person?
蒙蒂 Monty.
蒙蒂 别这样 Monty, come on.
停 冷静下来 Knock it off, just cool down.
你哪儿也不准去 You're not going anywhere.
我18岁了 我可以做我想做的 I'm 18, I can do what I want.
我要报告你虐待动物 I'll report you for animal cruelty.
谁来喂山羊 And who's gonna feed the goat?
你不明白 You don't understand.
是的 我明白 Yes, I do.
好吧 她表现得像个荡妇 Okay, she's acting like a total slut
你知道她这么做只是因为我喜欢杰瑞 and you know she's only doing this because I like Jerry.
我从来都没机会了解爸爸 I never got to know Dad.
不像你和利亚姆那样 Not like you and Liam did.
听着 我向上帝发誓 一切都会不同的 Look, I swear to God, everything's gonna be different
在他回来以后 蒙蒂 我保证 when he gets back, Monty, I promise.
妈妈是对的 Mom's right.
爸爸从未来过这里 Dad was never here.
爸爸离开的时候我还在上学 I was in school when Dad left,
我觉得他随时都会回来 and I feel like he's just gonna come back any day
从家里大门进来 right through that door.
你认为爸爸如果现在在这里会高兴吗 Do you think Dad would be happy if he were here right now?
嗯 他可能对山羊不太感冒 Well, he may be a little upset about the goat.
你好 Hello?
嘿 是我 Hey, it's me.
我们正在去机场的路上 We're heading to the airport right now,
我们要赶红眼航班了 we're catching a red-eye
因为我在瑞典的一个即兴音乐会上演出 because I'm playing a last minute festival in Sweden.
好吧 这里一切都很好 Well, everything's great over here.
我们养了一只山羊 We got a goat.
妈妈怎么样 How's Mom?
哦 你知道 约会 Oh, you know, dating.
呵呵 真好笑 Huh, very funny.
听着 只要确保她开心就行了 Look, just make sure she's happy, all right,
因为对她来说 这是一段很艰难的时期 'cause this is, like, a really tough time for her.
显而易见 Obviously.
嗯 她挂断了我的电话 Well, she hung up on me.
好吧 你知道吗 Okay, you know what?
你和 冥想一会儿还是怎么样 You and, just meditate or something.
但我真的想让你带着我蒙上眼睛 But I really wanted you to drive me around blindfolded
- 然后… - 蒙蒂 停下来 - and then... - Monty, just stop.
来吧 我们出去吧 Come on, let's go outside.
我不能在这种环境下运作 I can't work in this environment.
嘿 Hey.
哦 嘿 嘿 呵 噢 啊 你好 你好 嗨 你好 Oh, hey, hey, ho, oh, ah, hello, hello, hi, hello.
不要拿武器指着别人 Let's not point weapons.
你还好吗 You okay?
对不起 Sorry.
这是糟糕的一天 It's a bad day.
需要放松一下么 Need to blow off some steam?
我想我可能会死 I think I'm gonna die.
不 不 不 你做的很好 很好 No, no, no, you're fine, you're fine.
你可以的 好吗 You've got this, okay?
-保持专注 -好的 - Just stay focused. - Okay.
你在珠穆朗玛峰上面临生死抉择的时候 What are you gonna do when you're on Everest
你该怎么办 and it's life or death?
抱歉 呃 高风险 高风险是我要说的 Sorry, uh, high stakes, high stakes is what I meant to say.
你能帮我下来么 Can you just help me down?
不 不 不 等等 你能做到 好吗 No, no, no, hold on, you got this, okay?
你确定你不想留在上面吗 You sure you don't wanna stay?
呃 Uh.
戒指卡在我手指上了 Um, it's, uh, it's stuck.
你不能说那不好玩 You can't tell me that wasn't fun.
告诉我这有点帮助 Tell me it helped a little.
是的 有点 Yeah, a little.
你把这个和真正的登山结合起来 You combine this with some real mountain hiking
你很快就会成为专业的 and you'll be a pro in no time.
嗯 我不想获奖 Well, I'm not looking to win awards.
我只想去找我爸爸 I just gotta find my dad.
是么 Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
我是说 他还在外面 他们只是没找到他 I mean, he's still out there, they just haven't found him,
听起来听蠢的 which is dumb.
我是说 考虑到科技问题 I mean, considering the technology
不管他们在那里还有什么 and whatever else it is that they have out there.
问题 Question.
你今晚干什么 What are you doing tonight?
什么 比如 过会儿 What, like, later?
对 Yes.
呃 Uh.
嗯 没什么 Um, nothing.
完美 Perfect.
七点在这里见 Meet me here at seven.
哦 我假设你喜欢中国 Oh, and I'm assuming that you like Chinese?
你指得是中国人还是中国食物 People or food?
哦 问的是两者 Ooh, both.
林赛 我是迈克尔 Lindsey, it's Michael.
请给我回电话 Call me back, please.
我们还有未完成的工作 We've got unfinished business.
来吧 你有十美元吗 All right, you got any tens?
你在出老千你这个蠢蛋 婊子生的… You're cheating me, you ruble headed, son of a...
注意语言 Watch your mouth.
办公室里还有一位女士 A lady in the office.
我对他们的口无遮拦感到抱歉 林赛 Sorry about the language, Lindsey.
主啊 你看起来像是被人骑着跑了几十里地后浇湿然后被挂了起来 Lord, you look like you been rode hard and hung up wet.
此处特洛伊说错了 常规说法是"rode hard,and put away/up wet" 是一句西部的老谚语 那时人们策马狂奔后会用水给马匹去汗降温 大意指得是你看起来就跟匹湿淋淋的累坏的马一样糟糕
什么事儿让你的羽毛皱成这样 What's got your feathers ruffled?
我们能私下谈谈吗 Can we go somewhere private and talk?
当然 Sure.
我刚好知道个地方 I know just the place.
很遗憾他们被圈养了起来 It's a shame they're corralled.
在印第安保留区 他们可以自由的奔跑 On the reservation, they run free.
让我猜猜 你驯服野马 Let me guess, you tame wild horses
然后通过它们和你的灵魂向导沟通 and then use them to communicate with your spirit guide.
我把他们从动物养殖场那里救了出来 I rescued them from an animal hoarder.
哦 Oh.
听着 你妈妈绝对已经引起了我的注意 Look, your mother's definitely got my attention.
我不想让那天的事引起 I don't want you to get the wrong idea
你的误会 about the other day.
当我爸爸回来的时候 你会后悔的 When my dad gets back, you're gonna be sorry.
我可以照顾她 林德 I can take care of her, Linds.
我可以爱她 I can love her.
这不是你爸爸想要的吗 Ain't that what your daddy would have wanted?
让她被好好照顾 For her to be cared for?
你是认真的吗 You're serious?
一直是 Always am.
你根本就是戏耍了我 You totally played me.
现在你还想上我妈妈 And now you're trying to screw my mom.
我以为特洛伊雷霆这个人代表的是荣誉和尊重 I thought Troy Thunderton was about honor and respect.
听着 我不跟你说虚的 好吧 我不必这样做 Look, I don't play games, all right, I don't have to.
特洛伊雷霆是个传奇 Troy Thunderton was a legend.
我有两个艾美奖 记得吗 I've got two Emmys, remember that?
哦 闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
你出演了一个糟糕的地区儿童节目 You had a shitty regional kids show.
我真希望我没见过你 I wish I never met you.
行啊 你为什么不在一只手里放着希望 Well, why don't you wish in one hand
再往另一只手里面吐口水 and spit in the other?
看看哪个填得满更快 See which one fills up faster.
我恋爱了 哪儿也不去 I'm in love and I ain't going anywhere.
闪电可以击中两次 Lightning can strike twice.
我们印第安人有故事来证明这一点 My people got stories to prove that.
哦 闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
你是爱尔兰人 You're Irish.
我看了你该死的维基百科网页 I read you damn Wikipedia page.
那么 林赛 So, Lindsey,
你的财务目标到底是什么 what exactly are your financial goals?
我需要大约一万美元 I need about $10,000.
你知道吗 Did you know
你的账户透支了 that your account is overdrawn?
等等 什么 Wait, what?
不 里面应该有8美元之类的 No, there should be, like, $8 in there or something.
你花了18.99美元吗 Did you make a purchase for $18.99?
山羊饲料 该死的 Goat food, damn it.
好吧 好吧 从我的存款里拿出你需要的任何东西 Okay, okay, just take whatever you need out of my deposit
然后 我不知道 and then, I don't know,
打开信用额度或其他什么 open up a line of credit or something for the rest?
你知道吗 You know what?
我们为什么不先从这里开始呢 Why don't we start here first?
里面有一些好东西 There's some good stuff in there
读起来很快 and it's a really quick read.
哦 Oh.
你可能需要这些 And you might need those.
你要收据吗 Would you like a receipt?
你那火辣的妈妈怎么样 How's your hot mother?
依旧性感如恶魔 Hot as hell.
很高兴看到你的幽默感完好无损 It's nice to see your sense of humor is still intact.
这提醒了我 林赛 我需要你的备用钥匙 Which reminds me, Lindsey, I need your spare keys.
我把它们弄丢了 I lost them.
林赛 Lindsey.
我要把这个加到你的账单上 好吗 I'm gonna add that to your tab, okay?
我正在努力 I'm working on it.
你在工作吗 Are you working?
你终于找到工作了 You finally got a job?
在瘫了三年之后 After three whole years of doing squat?
我为你骄傲 林赛 I'm proud of you, Lindsey.
- 好吧 别这样 - 这是一份真正的工作吗 - Okay, knock it off. - Is it a real job?
你知道吗 You know what?
我不得不在家里帮忙 I've had to help out at the house a lot.
我父亲没有留下像你这样的丰厚遗产 My father didn't leave a fat inheritance like yours.
是的 没错 Well, yeah, that's true.
- 真有气度 - 嗯哼 - Classy. - Okay.
我需要10000美元 I need $10,000.
好吧 老实说 我需要11641美元 Okay, honestly, I need 11,641
但我想我能用10000美元把事情做好 but I think I can make things work with 10,000.
好吧 11641美元 这样更好 All right, 11,641, that's better.
我们开始彼此沟通 来 Open lines of communication, please.
让我们坦诚相待 Let's be honest with one another.
答案是不 你在开玩笑吗 不行 No, are you kidding me, no.
迈克尔 拜托 我从来没有向你要过什么 Michael, come on, I've never asked you for anything.
就满足我一件事 Just give me this one thing.
我会的 有一个条件 I will, on one condition.
我要签名 I want these signed.
我的会计说离婚越快结束 My accountant says the sooner the divorce is finalized,
我越快能减少损失 the sooner I can cut my losses.
幸运的是你 Lucky you.
我甚至不会问你钱是用来干什么的 I'm not even gonna ask you what the money is for.
如果你有什么麻烦 我不在乎 If you're in some kind of trouble, I don't care.
不在乎 Don't care.
不是这样的 It's not like that.
嗯 嗯 如果这是用来 Uh-huh, and if this is what it takes
开始你没有我的新生活 for you to start a new life without me,
我可以的 I'm cool with that.
迈克尔 这只有5500美元 Michael, this is only 5,500.
当然 You bet it is.
我从中扣除了你一半的欠费 I subtracted your half of the expenses from that.
比如你丢失的钥匙 Like lost keys,
以及不知出于何种原因 署名依然是我的话费账单 a cell phone bill that is still in my name for some reason
还必须每月支付 and has to be paid every month.
我甚至没有计算蜜月旅行你该出的那一半钱 I'm not even counting your half of the honeymoon.
你真是不可理喻 You're ridiculous.
就我而言 As far as I'm concerned,
这段婚姻从来没有发生过 this marriage never even happened.
一笔勾销 It's all just a write-off.
啊 就像法学院从来没有发生过一样 Aw, like law school never happened?
我在处理大案子 林赛 I'm working big cases Lindsey.
你是个法庭记者 You're a court reporter.
不 我不是 No, I'm not.
我在一家公司 I'm at a firm.
祝贺你实习成功 Congratulations on your internship.
恭喜你个屁 Congratulations on your aah!
你知道 我有一些建议给你 You know, I have some advice for you.
我不接受 I'm not taking advice
比我更糟糕的人给的建议 from somebody more screwed up than me.
但如果你还愿意跟我玩藕断丝连 But if you wanted to fool around,
我很乐意给你开一张更大的支票 I'd be happy to cut you a bigger check.
别碰我 Stop.
下次见你的时候 我要你签完这些文件 The next time I see you, I want these papers signed.
好的 Right.
请把你剩下的东西拿出去 And get the rest of your shit out of here, please.
我不想把它交给慈善机构 I don't wanna have to take it to Goodwill.
好的 好的 好的 Okay, okay, fine.
我想我晚点再去拿剩下的东西 I guess I'll just get the rest of my stuff later.
我讨厌这样离开 I hate leaving like this.
今晚打算做些烘烤吗 Planning on doing some baking tonight?
是啊 Yeah.
毒药口味的烘焙 Poison flavored anything.
见血封喉最好 Heavy on the deadly.
亲爱的 我不是想让别人取代你父亲 Sweetheart, I am not trying to replace your father.
没有人能取代他 No one could ever replace him.
我只是在享受杰瑞的陪伴 仅此而已 I'm just enjoying Jerry's company, that's all.
我们玩得很开心 We're having fun.
他是个好人 He's a sweet guy.
好的嘛 Great.
在这里 享受 Here, enjoy.
我们都被夹在 We're all caught
在岩石的夹缝中进退两难 亲爱的 between a rock and a hard place now, honey.
该死 岩石攀登 Shit, rocks.
嘿 伙计 我想她不会来 Hey, man, I don't think she's coming.
好的 我马上就下来 Okay, I'll be down in just a minute.
你想带走点宫保鸡丁吗 Do you want to take some kung pao chicken with you?
我买了太多了 I kinda have a lot of it.
当然 Sure.
你一直是这吊样儿的么 Are you like this all the time
还是你只在我面前这样 or you just save it for me?
因为你的生活触底了 Just because your life hit rock-bottom
并不意味着你要把我们其他人拖下水 doesn't mean you gotta drag the rest of us down with you.
你知道 我想我会留在这里 You know, I think I'll stay right here
让你的生活变得悲惨 and make your life miserable.
我没问题 That's fine with me.
不会阻止我爱你妈妈的 Ain't gonna keep me from loving your mother.
我要榨干你的生命 I am going to squeeze the life out of you
就像一块臭海绵一样 like a smelly sponge.
用糖比用醋更容易抓到苍蝇 林西 You can catch more flies with sugar, Linds.
你为什么不试着变和善一些 Why don't you just try being nice for a change
看看会发生什么 and see what happens?
你妈妈应该和一个爱着她本来样子的男人在一起 Your mom deserves to be with a man who loves her
而我想成为那个男人 just the way she is and I intend to be that man.
你假扮美国土著 The fact that you pretend to be Native American
这件事真的显得你很狂妄 is really just arrogant.
人们抗议这种虚伪 People protest this kind of stuff.
好吧 All right.
你认为卖了你的电脑我们能拿到多少钱 How much do you think we could get for your computer?
付钱给山姆 To pay for Sam?
啊 Huh?
我的导师 我叫他山姆 My mentor, I named him Sam.
电脑可能值个几百美金 We could probably get a few hundred bucks for my laptop.
如果我们还有剩下的钱 And then maybe if we have some more money left over...
对 我们可以给妈妈买点东西 好吧 随便 Yeah, we can get something for Mom, okay, whatever.
好的 Okay.
那么 我们怎样才能得到更多的钱呢 So, how do we get more money?
嗯 我们以前总会去到在当地的流浪者收容所 Well, we used to swing by the local homeless shelter,
找到一些临时工 开车把他们拉到 get some transients, put 'em in a van,
所有其他的汽车经销店 take 'em around all the other dealerships.
然后他们会把所有的顾客都赶出去 Then they'd go and flush out all the customers
就像毛刷上的害虫一样 like varmints out of the brush,
他们会到我们这里来 and they'd come over here to our lot
像疯了一样花钱 just spend like crazy.
或者 你记得那些深夜 Or, you remember those late night
寂寞的女孩钓凯子的广告吗 lonely girls looking to hook up commercials?
蒙蒂 现在去做点别的 Monty, go do something else right now.
再对我弟弟说什么奇怪的话 我向上帝发誓 Say anything to my brother ever again and I swear to God,
我会把卫生棉扎进你的脖子里去 I'll stab you in the neck with a tampon.
你看起来需要一个沃利叔叔的神奇的朗姆酒味橙子 Somebody needs one of Uncle Wally's magic rum oranges.
对不起 我能帮你什么忙吗 Excuse me, is there something I can help you with?
呃 你知道 一般都是斯考特帮我 Uh, you know, Scott was helping me.
他在吗 Is he around?
不 他今天请了病假 No, he called in sick today.
哦 好吧 Oh, oh, okay.
是的 他以前从不生病 Yeah, he's never sick.
我真的觉得我准备好了 I really feel I'm ready,
就像我可以用我的天赋帮助别人 like I can use my gift to help others.
是啊 Yeah?
你对爸爸情况有什么感知么 What kind of feeling are you getting about Dad?
-哦 林赛 够了 -为什么 - Oh, Lindsey, enough. - Why?
这会干扰你的约会生活吗 Is it interrupting your dating life?
如果你有意见 你可以离开 If you don't like it, you can leave.
蒙蒂 我需要你明天把这些旧物箱 Monty, I need you to take these boxes
送去慈善机构 好吗 to GoodWill tomorrow, okay?
只是一些旧衣服和东西 It's just some old clothes and stuff.
这些是爸爸的 These are Dad's.
我在留下了一部分 林赛 别担心 I am keeping things, Lindsey, don't worry.
我只需要摆脱一些… I just need to get rid of...
摆脱爸爸 Get rid of Dad.
没关系 我自己来把它处理掉 It's fine, I'll take care of it myself.
和我们一起在现场的是蒙特马利 卢博士 And we're live with Dr. Montgomery Lou
看他如何谈论通过拯救一个一个偏远村庄 as he discusses saving the world,
进而拯救世界 one remote village at a time.
卢博士 剧透一下你的下一次冒险 Dr. Lou, tell us about your next adventure.
我是认真的 I'm trying to be serious.
嗯 听起来我更应该拍下来 Well, sounds like I should film then.
如果你是认真的 If you're being serious.
说真的 这是最后一次 I mean it, this is the last time.
你妈妈和我非常爱你 Your mother and I love you very much,
但如果我们不停止纵容你 but you're never going to learn anything
你永远都不会吸取教训 if we don't stop doing this.
那你为什么不带我一起去 Why don't you take me with you then?
去你的下一次冒险 On your next adventure?
会很有趣的 It'll be so much fun.
我可以做你的助手 I can be your assistant.
你想跟去我一起探险 You wanna go on my next adventure?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
如果太危险怎么办 What if it's too dangerous?
我可能应该守在这里 是不是 I should probably stay here then, huh?
万一这次需要我来救你 对吗 In case I have to bail you out, right?
对的 Right.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
嘿 Hey.
你知道杰瑞喜欢野营吗 Did you know Jerry likes to go camping?
他说我们都可以去怀俄明州 He said we could all go to Wyoming.
他在卡本郡有间小木屋 He's got this cabin up in Carbon County.
他说我们可以一起去钓鱼 He said we could all go fishing.
他很酷 He's pretty cool.
我是说 不是爸爸那种酷 而是不同的酷 你知道吗 I mean, not Dad cool, but different cool, you know?
他就是个骗子 He's a total fake.
他说你只是为爸爸难过 你不能继续前进 He said you're just upset about Dad and you can't move on.
不能继续前进 Can't move on?
蒙蒂 我不会继续前进的 Monty, I'm not gonna move on
直到我有证据证明爸爸真的不在了 until I have proof that Dad is really gone.
没有人能证明通灵是真的 Nobody can prove that psychics are real
但我相信因为我能感觉到 but I believe because I can feel it,
这就是证据 and that's proof.
我这里有足够的证据 I've got enough proof right here.
这对你来说是件好事 但你的超感能力 It's good for you, but your psychic abilities
不能帮我们把爸爸带回来 aren't helping us bring Dad back.
杰瑞说勇气就是即使害怕得要死 Jerry says that courage is being scared to death
也要备好马上阵 and saddling up anyway.
这是杰瑞说的 Jerry said that?
是的 他很聪明 Yeah, he's smart.
你相信这一点吗 蒙蒂 And you believe that, Monty?
好吧 Okay.
蒙特 能让我一个人待会儿么 Mont, can I have a second?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
- 对不起 我一直这么… - 我知道 - I'm sorry I've been so... - I know.
我知道 I know.
天哪 那个戒指真难看 God, that's hideous.
你从哪儿弄来的 老奶奶 Where'd you get it, Grandma?
杰瑞给我的 Jerry gave it to me.
我很孤独 I'm lonely.
爸爸不算么 What about Dad?
他人呢 What about him?
他周游世界 He traveled the world.
我在哪里 And where was I?
我在这里做妈妈 做妻子 I was here being a mom, being a wife.
我从来没有抱怨过 从来没有 And I never complained, not once,
因为他答应过我 他退休以后 because he promised me when he retired,
我们会周游世界 看风景 做浪漫的事 we would travel the world, see places, do things,
认识新朋友 活得肆意 meet people, live life.
我为了他停止了我生命本该有的一切 看我现在还剩下什么 I put my life on hold for him and what do I have?
独留我一人 I'm alone.
如果你在我们身边 你就能看到这一点 And you would have seen that, had you been around.
你不想让我来这里 You didn't want me here.
什么 What?
不 不是那样的 No, that's not true.
你离开了 You left.
你不想成为这个家庭的一员 You didn't wanna be part of this family.
你走出家门后 时间是不会停止的 林赛 Life does not stop when you walk out the door, Lindsey.
这么久之后 你还以为一切都是围着你转的 After all this time you still think it's all about you.
林赛 你起来了吗 Lindsey, you up yet?
林赛 Lindsey.
-成了 -什么成了 - It happened. - What?
社区大学现在提供一个 The community college is offering a class
关于超自然研究的课程 on paranormal studies.
我想我要上大学了 I think I'm going to college.
山姆在哪里 Where's Sam?
呃 他走了 Uh, he left.
走了 像是出去买咖啡一样走了 Left like he went to go get coffee,
还是出去遛山羊了 还是真的离开了 or to walk the goat left, or like he left left?
现在我可以去正规的学校 Now I can go to an accredited school
上专业教授的课 with real professors who specialize...
山姆去哪儿了 Where did Sam go?
他没说 He never really talked.
银行可能会兑现他的支票 The bank, maybe, to cash his check?
什么支票 What check?
我不想吵醒你 所以我给他开了一张支票 I didn't wanna wake you up, so I wrote him a check.
但是 伙计 山姆可不便宜 But, man, Sam is not cheap.
你可以用那笔钱买一个 You could buy a really fancy aquarium
很华丽的鱼缸 with that kinda money.
好吧 你什么意思 你给了写了多少钱 Okay, so you what, you wrote him for what,
-所有的 你把钱都给他了 -呃 不是所有的 - for everything, for all of it? - Well, not everything,
但是大部分把 But most of it.
为什么 怎么了 Why, what's wrong?
那笔钱不是给萨姆或你的 That money wasn't for Sam or you.
是的 是帮助我成为一个灵媒 Yeah, to help me become psychic.
不 那笔钱是为了救爸爸的 No, it was to bring Dad home.
什么 What?
是的 我准备好了飞机票 帐篷和登山设备 Yes, I had plane tickets and tents and climbing equipment,
萨姆对珠穆朗玛峰了如指掌 and Sam knew Everest like the back of his hand.
你骗了我 You lied to me?
蒙蒂 听我说 Monty, just listen
好吧 拜托 你都说你觉得爸爸还活着 Okay, come on, even you said Dad was alive,
你感知到他了 对吗 that you heard him, right?
那些好的预感的 And what about all that stuff about good feelings?
你利用了我 You used me!
我发誓只用我的力量做善事 I took a vow to only use my powers for good.
哦 闭嘴 你不是灵媒 Oh, shut up, you're not psychic!
冷静点 伙计们 Cool it, guys.
杰瑞要来了 Jerry's coming over.
哦 太好了 这一天越来越糟 Oh, great, this day keeps getting worse.
很好 我喜欢杰瑞 我等不及他过来 Good, I like Jerry, I can't wait for him to come over.
为什么 因为他是特洛伊雷霆 Why, because he's Troy Thunderton?
你是唯一一个对他有意见的人 You're the only one who has a problem with him.
他是个失败者 He's a loser!
听好了 那个失败者是我的客人 Well, that loser is my guest.
你能把那只山羊弄出吗 And can you get that goat out of the house, please?
你知道 如果爸爸在这里 他会给你点颜色瞧瞧的 You know, if Dad was here, he'd let you have it.
你想听听什么是真的超能映像么 You wanna hear a psychic vision?
你和迈克尔从此过不上幸福的生活 You and Michael don't live happily ever after,
你的工作很差劲 you work a crappy job,
你一个人和一群猫住在一起 故事结束 and you live by yourself with a bunch of cats, the end!
你会变得很胖 And you get really fat.
你活得真假 You're such a fake!
你还想知道什么么 And you know what else?
杰瑞能给妈妈快乐 Jerry makes Mom happy.
至少他比爸爸来这里的次数还多 At least he comes around more than Dad ever did.
闭嘴 Shut up!
你想知道到底为什么迈克尔把你扫地出门了么 You wanna know why Michael really kicked you out?
他从来没有把我扫地出门 He never kicked me out.
哦 真的么 那为什么你在过去的两周内 Oh, yeah, so that's why you've been living in your car
一直睡在车里 for the past two weeks?
大家都知道 我们只是懂得人艰不拆 Everyone knows, we've just been trying to be nice!
-胡说 -我们是知道的 - Bullshit! - We knew.
或许许我们把生活搞得一团糟 Maybe our lives are screwed up,
但至少我们愿意承认这一点 but at least we're honest about it.
你表现得好像你是这里唯一正常的人 You act like you're the only normal one around here
但你才是最需要帮助的人 and you're the one that needs the most help.
蒙蒂 Monty.
我们在家里不能摔门 We do not slam doors in this house!
该死的 Dammit.
你弄丢了我的表弟 不是我的问题 女士 You lost my cousin, not my problem, lady.
他偷了我的钱 He stole my money.
嘿 你去找他啊 Hey, you take it up with him.
你签了合同的 You have a signed contract?
我没有 No.
不是我的问题 Not my problem.
这是你和他之间的事 This is between you and him.
也许他在夏威夷 Maybe he's in Hawaii.
他为什么要在夏威夷 Why would he be in Hawaii?
那里非常漂亮 It's perfectly beautiful there.
可以 Okay.
你知道 你要么把钱还给我 You know, you either need to give me my money back
或者你告诉我他在哪里 or you tell me where he is.
你现在得走了 不然我就报警 You need to go now or I'll call police.
很好 我们可以提交失踪人员报告 Great, we can file a missing persons report.
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你够了么 You done?
不 我在购物 No, I'm shopping.
嗯嗯 Mm.
嗯 橙色对你来说是个可爱的颜色 Well, orange is a lovely color on you.
如果我把你吓跑了 我很抱歉 I'm sorry if I creeped you out
邀请你去健身房吃中餐 and invited you for Chinese food at a gym.
真是个非常糟糕的点子 That's super douchey.
不 挺酷的 It's cool.
这很正常 对吧 It's normal, right?
我们能找个地方谈谈吗 Can we go somewhere and talk?
我现在正在经历一个阶段 I'm kinda going through some stuff right now.
好吧 那我就进来 Okay, well, then I'm coming in.
不管你喜不喜欢 我要进来了 Like it or not, I'm coming in.
你从来没有真正计划要去 是吗 You never really planned on going, did you?
我是真的计划要去 I did.
但我的夏尔巴人跑了 我弟弟也是光帮倒忙 But my Sherpa ran off, and my brother's been no help,
没有其他人支持我 and there's no one else to support me.
我是说 除了你 I mean, besides you.
你知道 我认识你爸爸 You know, I knew your dad.
他以前经常来这里 He used to come in here all the time
买一堆东西 and buy a bunch of stuff.
是啊 Yeah.
我等他回家等的迫不及待 I can't wait until he comes home.
如果他不回来了呢 What if he doesn't?
那里真的很险峻 林赛 It's, like, really rough out there, Lindsey.
他会回来的 He will.
你不了解我爸爸 You don't know my dad.
我希望他能回来 I hope he does.
嘿 是我 Hey, it's me.
嘿 利亚姆 瑞典怎么样 Hey, Liam, how's Sweden?
对在上个月灾难性雪崩中遇难的 The search efforts for the remaining two climbers
登山者的搜寻工作 from last month's devastating avalanche
已经告一段落 has come to an end.
两位美国地质学家的尸体 The bodies of two American geologists
已正确识别身份 have been properly identified
确认为米奇·康纳和蒙哥马利·卢 as Mitch Connor and Montgomery Lou.
早期的天气状况妨碍了 Earlier weather conditions hampered the search
对于失踪的登山者搜索 for the missing climbers.
关于卢和康纳在在低海拔地区被发现的 Unconfirmed reports of Lou and Connor
未经证实的报道导致了信息混乱 being found at lower elevations led to confusion,
当地人举行传统的火葬仪式 as the locals carried out traditional cremation ceremonies.
登山者身份确认 余震袭击区域
对失踪地质学家的搜救被延期
蒙蒂 我相信你已经知道了 Monty, I'm sure you already knew
我会把这个留给你 I'd be giving you this.
去上学 培养你的天赋 林赛留 Go to school, develop your gift, Lindsey.
我能你些什么吗 Can I help you?
林赛 Lindsey.
检查一下 Double check.
我们两清了 We're good.
你不需要这么做 You don't need to do that.
你 Lindsey You, Lindsey.
真的 Really?
不要摔门… Don't slam the...
我去拿 I'll get it.
你好 Hello.
嘿 Hey.
我只是想看看妈妈在不在 I just, um, wanted to see if Mom is around?
进来吧 Come in.
哦 嘿 林赛 Oh, hey, Lindsey.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我们只是在谈论你的大升迁 We were just talking about your big promotion.
哦 是的 现在他们让我用收银机了 Oh, yeah, uh, now they let me use the cash register
和洗盘子 and wash the dishes.
去厨房里拿个盘子 Grab a plate in the kitchen.
我们给你留了个座位 We saved you a seat.
哦 没关系 我已经吃了 Oh, that's okay, I already ate.
我只是过来打个招呼 I just wanted to say hi.
不 别傻了 No, come on, don't be silly.
我们有这么多食物 拿个盘子 We have so much food, grab a plate.
再拿点番茄酱来 And some ketchup.
我想我们可能会更常见到你 Figured we might be seeing more of you.
我一直很忙 Been busy.
工作 你懂得 Work, you know?
你一直在躲避我和你妈妈 就像躲瘟疫一样 You've been avoiding me and your mom like the plague.
有点 Kinda.
你爸爸会为你骄傲的 林赛 Your daddy would have been proud of you, Lindsey.
我知道你妈妈是的 I know your mom is.
你在积云 You're building a cumulus.
嗯 Hmm?
雷电 A thunderhead.
相信我 你的闪电会击中的 Your lightning will strike, trust me.
我们把山羊弄走了 We got rid of the goat.
它吃了妈妈的支票簿和她的好毛巾 He ate Mom's checkbook and her good towels.
多半也是 Figures.
哈维和肯尼怎么样 How's Harvey and Kenny?
- 它们很不错- 是吗 - They're pretty good. - Yeah?
你好 Hello?
嗯 是吗 Uh, yeah?
- 嗯 - 一切都好吗 - Uh. - Everything cool?
是的 我只是 嗯 我得去处理一些事情 Yeah, I just, um, I've gotta go take care of something.
能等你吃完后再去吗 Can it wait till after you eat?
让她走吧 卡罗尔 Just let her go, Carol.
但你刚到这里 But you just got here.
我只是要为某件事做个了结 I just gotta wrap up some business.
我拿到博士学位时 我老爹把那块表给了我 My old man gave me that watch when I got my PhD.
那是给利亚姆的 That goes to Liam.
现在 这些 我给蒙蒂买的 Now, these, I got for Monty.
你知道 很明显 That one, you know, obvious.
这块石头上写着学海无涯 This one means never stop learning.
他是个聪明的孩子 He's a smart kid.
他能捕捉我们其他人从事物中看不到的美 Sees the beauty in the things that the rest of us miss.
那是给你妈妈的 That's for your mom.
这是一条藏族的哈达 It's a Tibetan prayer scarf.
让我想起她 Made me think of her.
她会理解的 She'll understand.
那是给你的 That's for you.
我想让你戴上它直到你找到一个最好的男人 I want you to wear that until you find a guy so amazing
他会用你值得的方式 who loves you
去爱你 the way you deserve it.
你为什么要离开 Why did you have to leave?
我永远不会离开你 I'm never gonna leave you.
不会真的离开你 Not really.
我可是你爸爸 I'm your dad.
对不起 Sorry.
谢谢您 Thank you.
我爱你 孩子 I love you, kiddo.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
值得吗 Was it worth it?
每一分都值得 So worth it.
我们找到了 We made it.